Amazing Secrets About Death

Bury Me Deep...or somebody else:

A Ron Van Horn Concept
With lots of help from Greg Hagedorn.

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Amazing naked truth: Secrets about death. Want to get away from it all? Bury yourself here...with a friend. Or bury an enemy. Or a whole class of no-goodniks in a mass grave. Discount prices. All electronic and essentially good, clean fun...if you choose a sealed casket. The mass grave throws the dirt in someone else's face. Grisly humor--with educational side-effects.
If you want to get it over with right away...really cheap...
Write your own Death Certificate now, and let someone else take care of the arrangements...Only $5.00
Place your mouse over our mouse...and wait for the secret window to appear:

Clickable Index: Visit our Graveyard Choose a headstone Write your epitaph Choose your casket Choose your plot Write your own eulogy	Some of the links herein have been replaced with a 15-second tour to the end of the Internet. If you really want to see a page, contact the webmaster below for a private showing of any page or pages.
Or an alternative eventuality... Choose your urn Where do you want the ashes scattered? How about a custom Mausoleum? ----------------------- Contact us about arrangements... Write your own death certificate FREE MIDI download If you to the color of dirt. VSpacer

The mouse will reveal many satisfying secrets among these pages.

WARNING: Open Grave

Clickable Index:

Visit our Graveyard
Choose a headstone
Write your epitaph
Choose your casket
Choose your plot
Write your own eulogy

Some of the links herein have been replaced with a 15-second tour to the end of the Internet.
If you really want to see a page, contact the webmaster below for a private showing of any page or pages.

Or an alternative eventuality...

Choose your urn
Where do you want the ashes scattered?
How about a custom Mausoleum?
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Contact us about arrangements...
Write your own death certificate
FREE MIDI download
If you to the color of dirt.
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They say, "Time flies!" But how can you when they go so fast?

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You may fill out your own death certificate here and let someone else take care of the arrangements:

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Or you may Send the Request now and pay later using the PayPal button below.
Death Certificate by email. Only $5 (goes to charity)
Online Death Certificate for print-out. Only $10 (goes to charity)
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Peruse our Archive of Death Certificates.
Someone you know may be resting there.

Send your tax-exempt contribution (as checked above) to: the Living Music Foundation, inc. Dept. DC P.O. Box 173 Desert Hot Springs CA 92240-0173 U.S.A.

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6. Name of deceased:

7. Date of Death:

8. Place of Death:

9. Age at Death:

We ask the following of the Attending Physician concerning the deceased:

10. Color & Sex:

11. Married or Single:

12. Cause of Death:

13. Attending Physician:

14. City & State of Physician:

15. Place of Burial:

16. Date of Burial:

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(Background music is "Phonistic Numerals" [Second Movement] by Dwight Winenger [BMI] ©1997)
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StrQu2_2.MID was orchestrated by Dwight Winenger (BMI) on Trax for Yamaha CBX-T3 synthesizer.

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